Some years ago I was born... And now I'm here, running a blog.

I'm not entirely sure what happened only that much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it... Oh wait, that's Middle Earth, not my life.
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ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

tags → #omfg #lmao 

this didn’t happen in the books

ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

sassbama:

iconic

(Source: reginaa-phalange)

thisasian:

orestespining:

i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls”

(Source: erwinslevi)

There’s a special place in my heart for the ones who were with me at my lowest and still loved me when I wasn’t very loveable.

Yasmin Mogahed (via psych-facts)

tags → #quote 
Artist: Alan Rickman
Album: Sonnet 130
Song: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun
Plays: 260,643

ginandcigars:

Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare. 

(Source: tiny-sized)

itistimetodisappear:

shortylego:

itistimetodisappear:

easterelf:

this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah:

everafitzherbert:

OLÉ

fUCK

whO REMEMBERS THIS

its back bitches

Praise the Lord

its back again bitches

itistimetodisappear:

shortylego:

itistimetodisappear:

easterelf:

this-gay-gypsy-bar-mitzvah:

everafitzherbert:

OLÉ

fUCK

whO REMEMBERS THIS

its back bitches

Praise the Lord

its back again bitches

(Source: simbaaaaaaa)

lunalovecorfe:

kimmsauce:

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

People really need to read the article because Mark Ruffalo’s response was amazing.

He did not ridicule the fans for their slash art. He didn’t say they were gross. He instead GOT EXCITED and praised them for being so creative and taking the characters to heart and running with them.

Also, ugh those fucking two they are so cute

Where can I get one?

thepsychoemoreport:

image

This show….

(Source: krys23)

tags → #parks and rec #fave