Some years ago I was born... And now I'm here, running a blog.

I'm not entirely sure what happened only that much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it... Oh wait, that's Middle Earth, not my life.
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rehabinriflerounds:

QI discuss the important matters

rehabinriflerounds:

QI discuss the important matters

tags → #lol 

ohgodbenny:

John Barrowman on meeting Benedict Cumberbatch. (x)

He is basically us.

roses are red
violets are blue
it’s sudden and unexpected,
"chuck, i remember you.” 

tags → #Chuck #dying 

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

tags → #lol 

wordplaying:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Still one of the best gifts the internet has ever given me.

Like, when I am having a bad day, I can just think about her dancing to epic sax, giving no fucks in her watermelon bra, and life just seems BETTER. Also she has the best smile.

(Source: aryanstark)

tags → #always reblog 

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

tags → #Weird Al #LMAO #SDCC 

traceherndz:

nicoapologist:

narusbooty:

matesprit:

bootlegprecious:

kams88:

Stand up to injustice and hatred.

Look at that jackass go “I - I don’t like it”, as if it even matters. Sit yo stupid ass down, boy.

tumblr likes to post these kind of things without context, but i figured before everyone starts hating this guy they should know that his name is yousef erakat, a muslim youtuber from palestine, and he is performing a social experiment to see how people would react to someone attacking a woman in a hijab.

the video is here for people who want to watch it

”it’s her choice ” my ass . I’m pretty sure she was forced to wear that thing by her family , religion and stuff  

Look at this asshole.

Laugh at this asshole.

I’m a muslim, and at the age of thirteen, my mum and dad asked me if I wanted to wear a hijab. I said I’d think on it, and then later replied with no.

My sister said yes.

Almost every muslim woman (except for the bullshit propaganda your uneducated ignorant ass sees on CNN) is given the choice to wear a hijab.

Why don’t you take your ignorant comments and shove them up your ass, before I bitch slap you so hard you smash into the surface of the fucking sun.

Fucking asshole.

FUCKING RESPECT PEOPLE’S CHOICES

Ugh, these two. (x)

(Source: sebastianstoned)

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

image

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

tags → #Jurassic Park 

wickedtheory:

DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.

tags → #Deadpool #perf